Please, someone, tell me, how is it that with all the power we women have gained in this world, have we NOT managed to make it mandatory that we stay home on the first day of our period??????

Seriously, I don't know a single man that, if faced with this every month, wouldn't be the biggest Whinny BABY about it and call off of work anyway. And even if you're one of the lucky women with no symptoms or take the pills that allow you to only have it four times a year, would you not find some way to enjoy those extra 12 days a year from work? How would your boss, especially the male bosses, prove you otherwise, nor would they bother attempting if they think you might be on your period.

If only we had gotten Hilary the nomination...